A letter from Pumphy – 4,1,16

Pumphy is still recovering from the shock death of one of it’s favourite sons – the renowned spaghetti western music composer Enniold Macaroni, famous for ‘Once upon a time in Bo’ness’ and ‘The good, the Cawb and the Bowly’ among others. A memorial service is planned for next week and spaghetti western legends, the diminutive wee van cleef and ‘The man wi nae money’, skint Eastwood will speak at the event. Macaroni, [ real name, Boabby Thomson] was nominated for Three Oscars but never won – although he did win the Pumpherston and district ‘Ah’d whistle that at a Bus stop’ award Five times.